WHAT THE CRAP?!?

Dylan is one stinky dude...we've known this from birth, but love him anyways. That was until last night! D was letting them fly, so I changed him...nothing more than a wet diaper. A few minutes go by and it really reeks again. Ayden & Randy were over so Randy checked Ayden, nothing, and he says he thinks it might be Dylan. Well D is tooting as usual, but I had just changed him, so I don't think much of it. Then he wanders over & he really does smell like Stinky Stinkerton, so I decide to check his diap, like I've done a million times. I go in to pull the diaper away from his bum so I can look, and OH THE HORROR, SPINACH GREEN POOP IS ON MY FINGER!!! It was green, mushy, all the way up his back and so disgusting! I screamed like a little girl, ran in circles not knowing what to do, and not wanting it in my kitchen sink, and then quickly, quickly cleaned us all up. Dylan went straight to the tub where he immediately started peeing in his bubble bath. Nice. Normally this stuff doesn't bother me...it's my own kid, it's part of life, yaddah, yaddah, yaddah, but as Sid the Sloth would say, "HUMANS ARE DISGUSTING!"