Boys are Gross

Stunts my boys have pulled over the last week or so.

*Dylan is famous for his toots and blowing raspberries so hard they sound like really loud & juicy. We were at yoga last week with my YW and he blew one so hard on my back, that he had the whole room rolling with laughter! So much for meditation!
*Kaleb enjoys "watering our trees" and has peed on trees for all to see (including girlfriends) four times in the last week. Nudity means nothing to him.
*What's this mom? (tampon in hand) Oh, just something for moms. Do you want one?
*Dylan also tried to moon the class of girls at yoga and has recently started shoving his hand down his diaper in back trying to pull it off. Not really sure why... must be a boy thing!!!
*Kaleb had a BAD accident the other day. I think he was too busy playing, then realized a little too late that he really had to go. As I'm cleaning him, the toilet and floor up he says, "Mom, that is the grossest thing I've ever seen in my entire life!!!" Agreed.

Boys are gross, but I sure do love 'em!